Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as ‘nutty methods.’ Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time.
Scott Adams
I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn’t trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
Scott Adams
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage–Management.
Scott Adams
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
Scott Adams
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Scott Adams