Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Robert Benchley – Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
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Robert Benchley – There are two kinds of people in the world
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.
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Robert Benchley – As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
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Robert Benchley – The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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make a monkey out of man is to quote himRobert Benchley – An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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robert benchley archiveRobert Benchley – I can’t bring myself to say
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It isn’t that I can’t toddle. It’s just that I can’t guess I’ll toddle.
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i couldnt bring myself to say quotesRobert Benchley – A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Robert Benchley – Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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robert benchley command of languageRobert Benchley – It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Robert Benchley – Drinking makes such fools of people
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.
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